New York Limousine
It turned out I was quite wrong, because the New York limousine DID have wings. I asked the driver to please press the button.
"Sounds like a pretty poor idea," said the driver. No, let's call him the chauffer from now on.
"I don't care. I'm the one who used my daddy's money to rent a New York limousine at a thousand bucks an hour. I am in New York, and this limousine has wings. I think it's time we do some flying, don't you?"
"I don't know, sir," snorted the chauffer. "The wings are just a visual gag. We can't put them out right now. We're in bumper-to-bumper traffic. We'd just ruin them. I can push the clown nose button though. Even the spray-flower button if you want."
"Both," I said. I wanted to get the most out of my New York limousine experience.
And I think I did.