New York Lawyer
Woe to New York lawyers if they think they can escape the stereotypes placed on them. It's not possible. I went to New York. The lawyers all acted like New York lawyers. If you find that hard to believe, you should go to New York where lawyers are constantly rushing around, defending and prosecuting very important persons! The courtroom is like a backstage VIP parlor, and I'm invited! Now that I've got a convincing press pass . . .